'Feed the Sparky'
Feed the Sparky
Feed the Sparky
Feed the Spark and he will score
Feed Sparky and he will score
'Blue Army'
Blue Army
Blue Army
Blue Army
(Words by Mike Gardner)
'You are my Fleet Town'
(to the tune of 'You are my Sunshine')
You are my Fleet Town,
My only Fleet Town,
You make me happy
when skies are grey, (and when they're not)
You'll never no-tice,
How much I love you,
So please don't take,
my Fleet Town away.
Blue Flag Flying High
Flying High, Up in the sky,
We'll keep the Blue flag flying high,
From Calthorpe Park , to Wem-ber-ley,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high.
We will follow the Fleet Town
We will follow the Fleet Town,
Over Land and Sea (and Farnborough),
We will follow the Fleet Town,
On to Victory (altogether now)
Up the Ryman League We Go
EIEIEIO,
Up the Ryman league we go,
When we win promotion, this is what we'll sing,
We are Fleet Town, SUPER Fleet Town,
Sinton is our king.
Oompa Loompa
(sung to a short opponent)
Oompa Loompa, Dumpity do,
A two foot midget is taller than you.
Who's Your Father
(Sung to a particulary bad referee)
Who's your father, who's your father,
Who's your father, referee,
You ain't got one, you're a right one,
You're a *useless* referee.
Hey You
(Sung to a bald opponent)
Hey you over there,
What's it like to have no hair,
Is it hot or is it cold,
What's it like to be bald!
Pukka Pies
(Sung to a rotund opponent)
You're the face of,
You're the face of,
You're the face of Pukka Pies,
You're the face of Pukka Pies.
You're not very Good
(Sung to a particularly rubbish opponent)
You're not very good,
You're not very good,
You're not very,
You're not very,
You're not very good!
OAP's
(In response to the inevitable ‘Back to School on Monday')
OAP's, OAP's, OAP's, OAP's, OAP's …………………………
Oldies
(Trying to encourage the older Fleet Fans to sing)
Oldies, give us a song,
Oldies, Oldies, give us a song.
Who Needs Mourinho
Who needs Mourinho
We've got Sintonio.
Steve Noakes
He's got no hair but we don't care
Noakesy Noakesy
He wins the balls up in the air
Super Stevie Noakes
Super Stevie Noakes
Super Stevie Noakes
Ne's got no hair but we dont care
Super Stevie Noakes
Nathan Smart (to the tune of Robin Hood)
Nathan Smart, Nathan Smart running down the wing
Nathan Smart, Nathan Smart running down the wing
Jinks to the left
Shoots with his right
Scores a goal, what a sight
Nathan Smart, Nathan Smart
Eddie Smith
Its Smith, its Smith, its Eddie Eddie Smith,
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
Eddie Eddie Smith.
We've got Tom Bird
(to the tune of Knees up Mother Brown)
We've got Tommy Bird,
We've got Tommy Bird,
We've got Tommy,
We've got Tommy,
We've got Tommy Bird Oi